07 9 / 2014

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

when people ask “why does the rickroll still exist it’s so old”

i just think

he said he was never gonna give you up

he meant it

(via sillynessie)

07 9 / 2014

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

image

(via sillynessie)

03 9 / 2014

floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

(via fadinginks)

03 9 / 2014

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

(via marchingbringsalltheboys)

30 8 / 2014

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

(Source: earthwanker, via l-lullabies)

30 8 / 2014

(Source: cistro, via claybabay)

30 8 / 2014

(Source: harrypotter.cc, via liamdryden)

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

30 8 / 2014

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(via weallhaveourodyssey)

30 8 / 2014

you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!

(Source: depresant, via meh-i-dont-know)

30 8 / 2014

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(via weallhaveourodyssey)

27 8 / 2014

heckacute:

Women are like mashed potatoes. They are the best. 

(via wannopvalentine)

27 8 / 2014

Orange Is The New Black cast attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

(Source: cophines, via cosimaslany)